No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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