i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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