2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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