Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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