Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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