do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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