This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize