see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
