At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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