The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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