We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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