$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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