Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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