You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
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