I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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