Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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