She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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