He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Blood and glitter go together right?
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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