at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Your penis caused this!
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