Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
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