Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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