Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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