Nicole vs. Life
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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