three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I came so hard my ears popped.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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