Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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