Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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