Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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