Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
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