that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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