I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Randomize