No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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