There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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