I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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