Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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