One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
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