I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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