Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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