is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
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