Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Welp...herpes.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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