The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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