No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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