She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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