a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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