I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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