So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Come see our sink grown plant.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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