YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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