i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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