is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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