Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Let's paint friendship bongs
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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