The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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