This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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