Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
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